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Dead Beat Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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My father was champion of North Africa and he beat the European champ. He was very good, a professional for 12 years. We're from a big family of boxers. My father has seven brothers.
Olivier Martinez
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My lord asked his servants, saying, Have ye a father, or a brother? And we said unto my lord, We have a father, an old man, and a child of his old age, a little one; and his brother is dead, and he alone is left of his mother, and his father loveth him.
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
Chris Brown
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
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I'm beat down girl, I'm dead on my feet.
Jake Owen
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
Lil Wayne
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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The offer of God's love, the Gospel, with its command to mankind to believe on Christ, is sent forth into all the world. But no man of his own volition will respond to it. Rather, in his lusting after sin he will do all that he can to silence and reject it. The deadness of man is so succinctly outlined in Romans 3:10-20 and Ephesians 2:1-3. There is none that seeketh after God, we read in Romans 3:11. Man is as spiritually dead as Lazarus was physically dead after his body had decayed in the tomb for 4 days. No wonder the Bible declares in John 6:44, No one can come to Me except the Father draw him. No man is able to come because he is spiritually dead.
Harold Camping
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On the verge of a breakdown. Run down, bludgeoned, and beat. All the things that you once held. Lying dead before your feet.
Black Label Society
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Leibman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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