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Drunk Funny Search Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Drunk Funny Search" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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So the search for a father in Central Station is also a search for a country.
Walter Salles
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The search is what anyone would undertake if he were not sunk in the everydayness of his own life. To become aware of the possibility of the search is to be onto something. Not to be onto something is to be in despair.
Walker Percy
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A search is a search, even if it happens to disclose nothing but the bottom of a turntable.
Antonin Scalia
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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You set out your whole life in search for a soulmate. But the truth is that your soulsmate will always find you when you least search for it.
Tony Saavedra
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The noblest search is the search for excellence.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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That is really not much different from the search engines that are being constructed today for users throughout the entire world to allow them to search through databases to access the information that they require.
Stephen Cambone
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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