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Early In Bed Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Early In Bed" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I love sleep, but I hate going to bed early.
Unknown
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
Evelyn Waugh
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced.
Kristen Bell
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
Alberto Juantorena
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
Unknown
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