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Father In Law Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?
Emanuel Celler
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And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him three days: so they did eat and drink, and lodged there.
Bible
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I worked with my son when he was much younger; we did L.A. Law together, where I played his father and he played a kid who was suing his father for alienation of affection or something. It was great.
Rene Auberjonois
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There is but one law for all, namely that law which governs all law, the law of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity - the law of nature and of nations.
Edmund Burke
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Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer.
Lisa Leslie
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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No great idea in its beginning can ever be within the law. How can it be within the law? The law is stationary. The law is fixed. The law is a chariot wheel which binds us all regardless of conditions or place or time.
Emma Goldman
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I'm pretty sure that the horror/zombie film '28 Days Later' was actually written by a law student in reference to a JNOV.
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Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it? Then the band and the captain and officers of the Jews took Jesus, and bound him, And led him away to Annas first; for he was father in law to Caiaphas, which was the high priest that same year.
Bible
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Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
Don Baylor
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games.
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Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the next 5 days!
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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If law school were a boyfriend, I'd claim battered women's syndrome
Unknown
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly
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