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Funny Bachelors Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
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Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore, full well they merit all they feel, and more
Alexander Pope
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A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Unknown
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
Unknown
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
Phyllis Diller
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
Unknown
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I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you.
Maurice Gibb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
H Jackson Brown Jr
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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
Phyllis Diller
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
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