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Funny Banana Splits Quotes & Sayings
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Bill Brasky
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy!
The Lion King
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Zach Manal
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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
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I like to do the splits onstage.
Gavin DeGraw
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I did gymnastics when I was growing up and to this day I can still do the splits.
Kristin Kreuk
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I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways.
Kylie Minogue
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