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Funny Banana Splits Quotes & Sayings
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Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Bill Gates
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
Xavier Cugat
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I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Unknown
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Family quarrels are bitter things. They dont go according to any rules. Theyre not like aches or wounds; theyre more like splits in the skin that wont heal because theres not enough material.
F SCOTT FITZGERALD
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Drake
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Upon the union of the male germ cell with the female egg cell, a new cell is created which almost immediately splits into two parts. One of these grows rapidly, creating the human body of the individual with all its organs, and dies only with the individual.
Christian Lous Lange
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We mostly feel fearful because we feel powerless. We feel powerless, I contend, because of a style of thinking that splits information in two poles that makes us lose all the operative information we need to solve the problem.
Patricia Sun
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We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. Im up at 6:00 AM every day, I have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, and by 6:10 Im on the eliptical. You know how I motivate myself? Not with anything artificial, I set a goal and I wont rest until I reach it.
Rachel Berry
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The poet only desires exaltation and expansion. The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head -- and it is his head that splits.
G K Chesterton
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We cannot shun our values as an immigrant nation. This is a wrong path. And while possibly it is a short-term political victory based on division and based on creating a wedge issue that splits people in this country, it is a long-term defeat for this Nation.
Raul Grijalva
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That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done.
Banana Yoshimoto
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As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.
George A Romero
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains firm for more than 5 days call a doctor immediately.
Seth Meyers
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First, you're gonna think that the worse is a broken heart. But what kills you is the second part. Third, is when your world splits down the middle. Fourth, it hurts too much to rekindle. Fifth, you're gonna see them going out with someone else. Sixth, you're gonna think you've fixed yourself. But no, you're still broken.
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Prices kinda high, So you get past it you get muscled up, City kinda dry so this the time for you to hustle up, Baking soda beaken cup stretch it out whip it up, 2 to 4, 4 to 8 I can make it double up, Glock 40 hush em up, If a ni... rushin up, Ak-47 banana clip bi... I'll torch em up.
Yo Gotti
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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