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Funny Bedroom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Bedroom" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I have a second bedroom I don't use. I'm going to start the Second Bedroom Film Festival. You're all invited.
Vincent Schiavelli
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whor.. in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Jerry Hall
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That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.
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I am really chained to my computer these days so I work in my bedroom, which is a room I have worked in for years and years. It is just as much an office as a bedroom, and during the day, my bed is rather like an extension of my desk.
Margaret Mahy
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Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
Jack Paar
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
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Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person.
Unknown
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
Jack Paar
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
Unknown
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It's funny when people just assume I sit in my bedroom listening to rock music slicing away at my skin. like really?
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer.
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I have three closets in my bedroom.
Vanessa Hudgens
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If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom.
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I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.
Benny Hinn
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It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Corazon Aquino
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It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Corazon Aquino
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May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom.
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In the bedroom you need freedom and honesty.
Erica Durance
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