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Funny Cutting Weight Quotes & Sayings
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Gaining weight is like 6393 times easier than losing weight.
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I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfu..in' world. All I want is to just get right.
Mudvayne
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Many folks are the like the fellers that had a big tree that needed cutting down. They had committee meetings about where the tree was, what kind of saw they would use, what the best time of day to cut would be, who would be in charge, what kind of risks were involved, and on and on. Somehow they never got around to cutting down the tree. Most days, you'll be better off just grabbing a saw and going after it. The seat of do-nothing always has plenty of takers.
Uncle Phil
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We can all put weight on or lose weight.
Keith Emerson
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Sometimes you don't realize the weight of a burden you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release.
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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
Dana Hill
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I had a lot of challenges losing the weight. I still havent lost the weight yet and I dont plan on going back to the body I used to be at. I love my s..y curves!
Kendra Wilkinson
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Yoga pants should have a weight limit.
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The surgery will always be a huge part of my life. I'm going to need to help people with weight problems for the rest of my life so that I can maintain my weight.
Carnie Wilson
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I had started losing weight. I mean he didn't know anything about the journey that I was on at that point obviously but from my highest weight of just over 300 pounds I lost about 45 pounds.
Star Jones
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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Bent metal is worse than bent wood and weight for weight is more flexible.
Lawrence Hargrave
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