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Funny Daughter In Lawn Law Quotes & Sayings
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
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There is but one law for all, namely that law which governs all law, the law of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity - the law of nature and of nations.
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This generation should entertain this generation. It's only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn.
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer.
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Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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No great idea in its beginning can ever be within the law. How can it be within the law? The law is stationary. The law is fixed. The law is a chariot wheel which binds us all regardless of conditions or place or time.
Emma Goldman
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I'm pretty sure that the horror/zombie film '28 Days Later' was actually written by a law student in reference to a JNOV.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
Zach Galifianakis
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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