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Funny Job Advertisement Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The right name is an advertisement in itself.
Claude C Hopkins
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
Unknown
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A lot of the advertisement is done by saying: first of all, have a complex about who you are.
Isabella Rossellini
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
Unknown
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
Surgeo Bell
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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My job is to make sure that if you're a family in Florida, your children can get a good education and you have the opportunity for a job. That's my job and that's what I think about every day.
Rick Scott
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I'm not a very good advertisement for the American school system.
David Brinkley
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Rosie O'Donnell
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There is no advertisement as powerful as a positive reputation traveling fast.
Brian Koslow
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A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.
David Ogilvy
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
Irvin S Cobb
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As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents.
George Orwell
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I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.
Bridget Hall
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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Anyone can like their job... To love your job is not enough, you must give your passion to your job.
Zahi Hawass
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If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
Job 13:5
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