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Funny Mess Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Mess" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Ultimately, I'm a mess. I don't mean I'm a mess, like, emotionally - I mean, I think probably everybody's a mess. David's a mess. But. I'm talking about... I'm messy.
Michael C Hall
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Ultimately, I'm a mess. I don't mean I'm a mess, like, emotionally...I mean, I think probably everybody's a mess. David's a mess. But. I'm talking about ... I'm messy.
Michael C Hall
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If religion had a good purpose, then man would have created something great. But we're man: we mess up everything. We mess up nature. We mess up God. We take what is given to us and make it into what we think it should be.
Ziggy Marley
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I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.
Unknown
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The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
Unknown
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This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up.
Beverley Mitchell
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My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.
RJ Mitte
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My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.
RJ Mitte
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oh, I'm staring at the mess I made, I 'm staring at the mess I made, I 'm staring at the mess I made as you turn, you take your heart and walk away.
Parachute
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Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.
Unknown
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
Unknown
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This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up.
Marilyn Monroe
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What cosmetic will fix this mess. Fix this mess. That is now your face?
Suicide Silence
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A wise man once said... relationships are like jacking off.... no doubt, they're amazing.. but they always end in a mess.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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When we talk about settling the world's problems, we're barking up the wrong tree. The world is perfect. It's a mess. It has always been a mess. We are not going to change it. Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
Joseph Campbell
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When we talk about settling the world's problems, we're barking up the wrong tree. The world is perfect. It's a mess. It has always been a mess. We are not going to change it. Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
Joseph Campbell
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When we talk about settling the world's problems, we're barking up the wrong tree. The world is perfect. It's a mess. It has always been a mess. We are not going to change it. Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
Joseph Campbell
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Life isn't like a book. Life isn't logical or sensible or orderly. Life is a mess most of the time. And theology must be lived in the midst of that mess.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Back up, back up. Take another chance, don't you mess up, mess up. I don't wanna lose you.
Colbie Caillat
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