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Funny Of Cant Sleep Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Of Cant Sleep" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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