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Funny Ron White Quotes & Sayings
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Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul.
Andre Maurois
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I thought some of Mrs. White's material was prophetic. I felt some of her insights were extremely helpful and I regarded her as a sister in the Lord. I wasn't out to attack Ellen White's character.
Walter Martin
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Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.
Eminem
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Lets get clear, white airs slick gears, my finger, right in a bi... ear, dam-berries, I get the fifth tear, musical chairs, ya'll can't sit here, but besides that ya'll dudes can lie back, ain't nuffin funny so dead all the wise cracks.
Camron
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Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see it's not an issue of black and white, it's an issue of Lovers and Haters.
Eden Ahbez
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I wear black skinny-fit jeans, I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
Shaun White
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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It makes me sick when you come out here and run your little mouth. Were in the Great White North but you can bit my Great White South!
John Cena
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Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.
Hedy Lamarr
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The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to accept the white world's definitions.
James A Baldwin
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I don't see a white woman. I see a black woman, even though my mother is white. Knowing that has made my life easier, I think.
Halle Berry
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Black skin or white, we are all thesame, in colour we might be different but our blood it's always RED......alah
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Black jeans white tee, black rims white bling. 8 figure ni..., small digits dont excite me.
TI
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I've been into the habit of freezing white g....s and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that or pretzels, I just eat the white g....s.
Mike Ditka
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When you look at Darling and the Oscars, it has to be luck. It was a black and white film and it was the last time that there was a black and white Oscar.
Julie Harris
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Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell? We are standing by a wishing well Make a wish into the well, that's all you have to do and if you hear it echoing. Your wish will soon come true. -Snow White
Snow White
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Snow White: Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash. Grumpy: Hah! Knew there's a catch to it!
Snow White
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
Ambrose Bierce
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I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. But you don't know what I've been through. And all because I was afraid. I'm so ashamed of the fuss I made. -Snow White
Snow White
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I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. But you don't know what I've been through. And all because I was afraid. I'm so ashamed of the fuss I made. -Snow White
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