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Funny Shark Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Im eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week. Raw.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen that, if men ever bathe in seas where they are found, a shark is almost sure to appear directly afterwards.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
Woody Allen
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week...
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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