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Funny Stoned Quotes & Sayings
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton Sheen
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But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm up here with my band and we're working really hard and they are just stoned.
Graham Coxon
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
Laura Nyro
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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...
Ralphie May
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I liked the drama of getting stoned.
Brion James
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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I've been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind.
Simon And Garfunkel
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Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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To win you, I'd stand naked, stoned, and stabbed. I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had.
The Who
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Robert Fulton
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I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.
Brad Nowell
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She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
ZZ Top
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J Sheen
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
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Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over.
Twiztid
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I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act.
Steve Zahn
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