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Funny Tampon Jokesyw York Gi Quotes & Sayings
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I love New York, movies about New York and that take place in New York so for me this was just a dream come true. It's definitely difficult shooting in New York just because there are so many elements involved. Shooting on the street is always the hardest thing.
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Boy I send dem bloods at your a.. like a tampon.
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I live in New York City, the stories of my films take place in New York; I'm a New York filmmaker.
Spike Lee
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I see a New York where there is no barrier to the God-given potential of every New Yorker. I see a New York where everyone who wants a good job can find one. I see a New York where the people can believe in a grounded government again.
Carl Paladino
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New York is something awful, something monstrous. I like to walk the streets, lost, but I recognize that New York is the world's greatest lie. New York is Senegal with machines.
Federico Garcia Lorca
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
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Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have s.. with you.
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I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
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Young singers ask me, "Do I have to live in New York?" I say, "You can live wherever you want-as long as people think you live in New York."
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Young singers ask me, "Do I have to live in New York?" I say, "You can live wherever you want-as long as people think you live in New York."
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fu.., I'd love to buy a place in New York. I love New York. I'm a city boy, for sure. I tend to see a play every time I'm in New York. I went to the Beatrice Inn and I liked it. You don't find places like that anywhere else. I think New Yorkers probably think they're too cool for school, which I love. It's like London in that way; people don't tend to jump down your throat.
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Are there women in New York who are just there to make us feel bad about ourselves?
Sarah Jessica Parker
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