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Funny Wake Up Alarm Clock Quotes & Sayings
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A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar, what makes you come so soon? You used to come at ten o'clock, but now you come at noon
Publilius Syrus
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Homey don't quit. What else are you gonna do? It's like those guys in the cartoon they get up in the morning, check the clock and fight all day and after it's over they check the clock and go home. That's how it goes.
Chubby Checker
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
Pauly D
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The whole world is great! That is...until you wake up.
Unknown
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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
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I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
Unknown
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone...
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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There are some good people. But a good chunk of them will lie for no reason at all - it'll be ten o'clock and they'll tell you it's nine. You're looking at the clock and you can't even fathom why they're lying. They just lie because that's what they do.
John Cusack
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Fightin back revenge You've got your face to the ground You make excuses for the madness You've been hanging around You built a house up in the trees So you could see everyone You set the clock and had a run You set the clock and had a run
Cage The Elephant
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I would also like to act, once in a while, but not get up every morning at 5:30 or six o'clock and pound into the studio and get home at 7:30 or eight o'clock at night, or act over and over and over every night on Broadway, either.
Jackie Cooper
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Paint me an eternal tea-pot, for I usually drink tea from eight o'clock at night to four o'clock in the morning.
Thomas De Quincey
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
Leslie Fiedler
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If you run the ball, you control the clock. If you control the clock, you usually control the game.
Tiki Barber
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