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Funny Work Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
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I eat as much as the next girl, but I work my butt of in the gym every morning! The key is moderation. I splurge on the weekend. A big bowl of pasta and a delicious slice of cake for dessert are my favorites.
Giuliana Rancic
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead.
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This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.
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I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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- I've been thinking Hobbes -- - On a weekend? - Well, it wasn't on purpose...
Calvin & Hobbes
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend.
Unknown
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
Unknown
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Those who work hard are rewarded with more work!
Abhishek Tiwari
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I always work the same way, starting from the beginning of the weekend, so I know at the beginning of the race, from all that I have analysed during the practice, whether I will win the race or not.
Alain Prost
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Happy Friday everyone have a fun safe weekend!
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl who played me spoke in a voice that I hope sounds NOTHING like me LOL, I still thought it was pretty funny and I was of course excited that they talked about Lamar's and my fragrance!
Khloe Kardashian
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.
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