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George Lopez Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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If the tour had 10 of these, I'd love to play in all 10 of them.
George Lopez
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When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
George Lopez
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When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
George Lopez
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Imagine going in knowing that no Mexican American before you had ever succeeded in a lead role.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I'd be stupid not to take into consideration that there are certain things people will not consider me for because my name is Lopez. And I know I can do any kind of role. I don't want anybody to say, Oh, she can't pull this off. So those are barriers that you have to overcome.
Jennifer Lopez
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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I've gotten to a place where I am comfortable and I don't battle myself. I'm further ahead than I ever thought I'd be. I've exceeded everyone's expectations. Including, I think, my own.
George Lopez
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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What they have at Chuckie Cheese that we dont have at our house, you wanna see a mouse...stand there...pull the refridgerator out the wall.
George Lopez
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!
George Lopez
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I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.
George Lopez
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
George Lopez
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I don't think words can comfort at this time. Just love and support of his family, and for Will to know that millions of people loved his father and mother.
George Lopez
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I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their house have wheels.
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