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I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyones First Choice Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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This Budget reflects a choice - not an easy choice, but the right choice. And when you think about it, the only choice. The choice to take the responsible, prudent path to fiscal stability, economic growth and opportunity.
George E Pataki
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In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor, prisoner: No other choice has he.
Aleksandr Pushkin
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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
Chuck Palahniuk
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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
Unknown
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I don't think homos..uality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice, but in fact, it's in one's nature. The choice is whether one expresses one's nature truthfully or spends the rest of one's life lying about it.
Marlo Thomas
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If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldnt be a choice.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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I wonder if anyones successfully mixed anti-pasta with normal pasta. I bet the reward for that would be huge, possibly interdimensional.
Joel Zimmerman
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I believe in the 3 C's...choice, chance & change. I made a choice to take a chance and make a change! Turns out it was the best choice for me.
Nishan Panwar
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Choice of attention - to pay attention to this and ignore that - is to the inner life what choice of action is to the outer. In both cases, a man is responsible for his choice and must accept the consequences, whatever they may be.
W H Auden
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I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as we live. But there is no sacrifice. There is a choice, and the rest falls away. Second choice does not exist. Beware of those who talk about sacrifice.
Muriel Rukeyser
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I don't think homos..uality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice, but in fact, it's in one's nature. The choice is whether one expresses one's nature truthfully or spends the rest of one's life lying about it.
Marlo Thomas
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It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
Unknown
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Its funny how I cant stop thinking about you, even though I always was your 2nd choice.
Unknown
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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