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Jokes To Make Him Horny Quotes & Sayings
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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