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Lois Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Peter Griffin
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Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Peter Griffin
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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
Peter Griffin
34 Likes
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
Peter Griffin
16 Likes
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.
Peter Griffin
31 Likes
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
31 Likes
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
38 Likes
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
Peter Griffin
29 Likes
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.
Peter Griffin
44 Likes
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
Peter Griffin
18 Likes
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
159 Likes
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I'll be forever grateful for Lois Lane, I have fond memories of that show and I made a lot of friends. I still get asked about it by fans now. There's even been talk of going back and doing some more, like TV movies but I don't want to revisit her. I don't mind that people still think of me as Lois. I take it as a compliment. It just means I have to work harder to prove I can do much more than Lois, which I think I have.
Teri Hatcher
1 Likes
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
Peter Griffin
15 Likes
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
Peter Griffin
18 Likes
Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
Family Guy
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
Family Guy
318 Likes
It's really strange. There's so many celebs these days who are anti-bullying, but there's an exclusion to that. We have these actorsand Kathy Griffin who are like bullies. I think it just shows[Griffin's immaturity. I don't think that stuff's funny at all. She just has a weird hate for our family, just like her coming to Alaska and knocking on our front door.
Bristol Palin
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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What you are is a question only you can answer.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead
Lois Platford
1 Likes
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