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Man Flu Jok Quotes & Sayings
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
Daryl Hall
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
Unknown
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Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
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It simply isn't fair for senators to cut to the front of the line when seniors around the country have been forced to wait for hours to get a flu shot.
Dick Durbin
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People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu!
Meg Ryan
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Let's spend your winter birthday getting completely wasted on cold and flu medications.
Unknown
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It's [the internet] like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.
Jack Welch
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My Dad died during the flu epidemic in 1918 when I was 4 years old. He left a lot of classical recordings behind that I began listening to at an early age, so he must have been a music lover.
Tom Glazer
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Ricky was L but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our O, had some homework to do, Mitchell, E prob'ly got lost on the way, So I'm all of the love that could make it today.
Shel Silverstein
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Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do, Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way, So I'm all of the love that could make it today.
Shel Silverstein
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To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a partnership of several countries that will share information and samples, but it is important to remember a threat anywhere is a threat everywhere.
Michael Burgess
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It's good for the flu. It's good for asthm.a Good for tuberculosis. Even umara composis.
Peter Tosh
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When we think of the major threats to our national security, the first to come to mind are nuclear proliferation, rogue states and global terrorism. But another kind of threat lurks beyond our shores, one from nature, not humans - an avian flu pandemic.
Barack Obama
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The President has once again failed us. Millions of Americans are at risk of going without the flu vaccine this year because the administration failed to act proactively to ensure an adequate supply. There is simply no excuse for this.
Jon Corzine
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If the Bush Administration cannot ensure Americans that they will be safe from the flu, how will they protect our country against a possible bio-terror or chemical attack? The American people deserve better.
Jon Corzine
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A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is Gos's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman is God's gift to man. Know your worth for you are God's jewel.
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I grew up with killa's man, people who killed, man but my character never could be like them, man and they respect that, say that I'm real man. Not a fake person, that's the Sims man.
Kendrick Lamar
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Nature also forges man, now a gold man, now a silver man, now a fig man, now a bean man.
Paracelsus
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Bad man ah bad man. Ah we no rob man ohh bad man no freak man. G..shot ah beat man.
Elephant Man
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