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Mark Twain Diapers Politicians Quotes & Sayings
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Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
Mark Twain
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If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politicians at all, and our category of politicians stays unchanged; we know what politicians are like
Randall Jarrell
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I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
Stanley Tucci
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
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I love this country, I love these people, though I can't say I love their politicians. People are always nicer than politicians, but here, you can mark that difference up a hundredfold.
Paddy Ashdown
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If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politicians at all, and our category of politicians stays unchanged; we know what politicians are like.
Randall Jarrell
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I think people are tired of politicians trying to poke each other in the eye.
Mark Warner
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All right, then, I'll go to hell.
Mark Twain
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Better a broken promise than none at all.
Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain
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Whatever you say, say it with conviction
Mark Twain
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We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
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The Public is merely a multiplied me.
Mark Twain
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Chastity - you can carry it too far
Mark Twain
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Mark Twain
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark Twain
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