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Salad Finger Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Salad Finger" sorted by relevance. 346 matching entries found.
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I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
Chris Pratt
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?
William Morley Punshon
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The unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks deal is blatant false advertising. They stopped serving me after I spewed.
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan Rivers
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.
Jon Cryer
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I went along doing the one-salad-a-night routine for a year. And I remember feeling so tired and depressed and irritable. I had no personal life. I was always flying someplace, weekends, holidays, vacations. Dinners at night were no fun because I couldn't eat.
Carol Alt
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He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Brian Celio
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You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.
Hank Moody
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It's never enough, no it's never enough. No matter what I say. It's never enough, no it's never enough. I'll never be what you want me to be.
Five Finger Death Punch
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Well I'm so empty. I'm better off without you and you're better off without me.
Five Finger Death Punch
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ot you around my finger like a lonely lover's charm.
Lykke Li
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There is too much finger pointing and not enough personal responsibility.
Unknown
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Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Diogenes
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