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Sleeping On The Couch Quotes & Sayings
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Wanting someone to stay over and they end up sleeping on the couch...fail.
Unknown
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Dan Castellaneta
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If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch...
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
Drake
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
Ellen Page
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
John F Kennedy
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Looking very much forward to my couch and my cats.
Jay Baruchel
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It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.
Owen Hart
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I'm pretty much a couch potato.
Wentworth Miller
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On the couch his ma and pa sitting missing eyes.
Boondox
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Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.
Kim Collins
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Laying on the couch for hours at a time and never getting bored.
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