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Squirrel Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Squirrel Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Carrie Bradshaw
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I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.
Tara Strong
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.
Rupert Sheldrake
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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Dominique Young Unique
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I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.
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A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate.
Ken Kesey
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Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?
Unknown
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Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins.
Michael Blackson
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The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
Henry David Thoreau
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Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
Emily Procter
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I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.
Jessica Biel
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If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence.
George Eliot
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You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
Hal Borland
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Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation.
Nazim Hikmet
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Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.'
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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