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Vodka Motel Con Quotes & Sayings
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons, and I enjoy the hell out of them. They are so much fun, and so bizarre. I've done the FX Show in Florida, Wizard-World in Chicago, Comic-Con in San Diego, Wonder-Con in San Francisco, the Comic-Con in New York, and I've done them numerous times.
Kristen Bell
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Te tengo una propuesta sencilla. Vamos a mezclarnos como pan con mantequilla. Como refrito con guacamole. Bien mezclado como arroz con frijoles.
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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Como cuando te apuntan con una pistola, La gente con las manos arriba que suban solas.
Calle 13
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En las olas de este mar. Sueno en la eternidad. Con cada luna vendras. Con la merea te iras.
Mambo All Stars
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I do believe in pros and cons. Look at OJ from pro to con, then con to cool, then cool to fool. God dammit Juice, We were rootin' for you.
Wale
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I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.
Bill Paxton
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La mirada de una madre es tan suave como el susurro del viento en primavera. A corazon de madre es el unico de que nunca quiebra y con el cual se puede contar siempre y en todo tiempo con toda seguridad. Para ti con todo mi amor y gratitud, Feliz Dia de las Madres!
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Yo te traigo musica con electro magneto. Para q muevas to el esqueleto. Musica hecha con buena onda. Pa que brinque como pop corn de microondas.
Calle 13
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Contar un cuento sin narrativa, Tirar el cielo patas pa' arriba. Como los arabes que escriben al reves. Caminan con las manos, saludan con los pies.
Calle 13
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
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I know it so well, I know the hustle so well. Stunt like I'm workin' overnighters right by the motel.
Drake
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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
Jay London
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Fixes her hair to look good for someone who waits in a car to go to a motel.
Silverstein
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Look, top floor of the hotel suite. So connected that you know I got a motel cheap.
Big Sean
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Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the po..o flicks.
Beastie Boys
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