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Your Fael Hit Like A Motherer Grandma Quotes & Sayings
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You still hit like a bi..., motherfu..er. -Grandma
Don't Be A Menace
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Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
Lord Chesterfield
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Being pretty on the inside means you dont hit your brother and you eat all your peas thats what my grandma taught me.
Lord Chesterfield
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Ashtray! You little bi... a.. motherfu..er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug! -Grandma
Don't Be A Menace
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On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.
Arne Jacobsen
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Every year my grandma would take me to Disneyland. It was a special time for just the two of us and no one else. I think I was about 3 when I first went and continued until I was maybe 12. It was our day and I especially remember the 'Electric Parade.' It was so much fun and my grandma has always been very special in my life.
Katie Cassidy
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bi...es out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for ho... A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Riley Freeman
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Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa
Mulan
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and...kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like 'here we go!' Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like 'what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?' I'm like, 'hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book.'
Bill Engvall
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression on anyone I've ever hit.
Steve Yzerman
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I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3 inches fat. The second one, I hit it; and I hit the third 15 inches fat. That was it.
Tom Watson
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If I knew what makes a movie catch on then I'd make hit after hit.
Jerry Bruckheimer
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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Babe Ruth
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One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.
Holly Johnson
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My mom always told me they arent your friends if you have to hit them up to hang out or only time they hit you up is when they need something.
Unknown
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Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Unknown
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