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Youre Ugly And Your Wife Dresses You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.
Beverly Johnson
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Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress.
Jeff Ross
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Henny Youngman
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is.
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Rita Rudner
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Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose!
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
Unknown
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
Unknown
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I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
Willard Scott
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My dresses are very reasonably priced, for dresses that are cut on the body.
John Galliano
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Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.
Unknown
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
Ludacris
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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