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Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.
Colin Powell
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I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.
Steven Moffat
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Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops.
Joe Scarborough
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The news media's silence, particularly television news, is reprehensible. If we knew as much about Darfur as we do about Michael Jackson, we might be able to stop these things from continuing.
Nicholas D Kristof
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We don't have access to a national forum that we had in those days, through the news magazines which were the television news of the time. It's very disturbing to me that we've sort of been pushed to the corners.
Carlisle Floyd
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No news is good news.
Ludovic Halevy
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Things are pretty good in Canada. We weathered the recession fairly well. And, of course, were up here up living here, we're watching American news and we're constantly saying, wow, it's not as bad as it is in the United States.
Rick Mercer
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Ideological warriors whether from the Left or the Right are bad news for the bench. They tend to make law, not interpret law. And that's not what any of us should want from our judges.
Charles Schumer
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Peter Griffin
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We now assume that when people turn on the evening news, they basically already know what the news is. They've heard it on the radio. They've seen it on the Internet. They've seen it on one of the cable companies. So that makes our job a bit different.
Bob Schieffer
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That's the problem with news interviews, you work your tail off to get prominent figures in the news on the radio, but once they've been on, the event passes, the urgency, the issues you talked about evaporate.
Bob Edwards
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I used to do plays in Chicago...for literally, two people. So when they tell me, 'Bad news, only 6 million people watched the show,' I'm like, 'That sounds pretty good!'
Tina Fey
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The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go.
Sharon Stone
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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We've had a series of major news stories that have brought in viewers who either were sampling to see what else was available or were normal news watchers. The Florida recount and the end of the election was a huge development. And then 9-11 came along.
Brit Hume
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
Richard Nixon
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Its funny how when you call a girl a bi... she get so pissed, but once you add a bad in front of it, it becomes a compliment.
Brandon Martin
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