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Beer Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech Proverb
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.
Proverbs 31:6
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
Unknown
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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