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Beer Funny Facts Quotes & Sayings
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
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Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of the facts and evidence
John Adams
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wrong.
Thomas Fuller
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Facts are counterrevolutionary
Eric Hoffer
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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Henri Poincar
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A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
Marc MacKenzie
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We used to speak familiarly of an agent, now do more, who was accustomed to manufacture evidence, and to invent facts in his cases, or at least to alter the aspects of facts to such an extent that they might fairly be viewed as new.
George Combe
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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
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Facts are ventriloquists dummies. Sitting on a wise man's knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say nothing, or talk nonsense, or indulge in sheer diabolism.
Aldous Huxley
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nikhil Saluja
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People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker. We're changing the world one factual error at a time.
Stephen Colbert
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Don Marquis
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For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
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Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable.
Werner Herzog
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There is a big difference between what you know and what you think you know, learn the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Rashida Rowe
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Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable.
Werner Herzog
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Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy the accumulating of facts far more than the pausing at times to reflect on those facts.
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Storytellers seldom let facts get in the way of perpetuating a legend, although a few facts add seasoning and make the legend more believable.
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