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Boobs Joke Quotes & Sayings
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If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
Unknown
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
Khloe Kardashian
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All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits.
Nicki Minaj
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I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be s..y. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing.
Ashley Olsen
10 Likes
I don't get how there's all the laws protecting children from adult content, then they open the paper and see a slag with her boobs out.
Unknown
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
4 Likes
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.
Unknown
92 Likes
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I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.
Eva Longoria
19 Likes
Dear FAT, please move to a better place like my boobs or my butt.
Unknown
55 Likes
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s..y is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
Nikhil Saluja
100 Likes
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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.
Unknown
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
Jessica Simpson
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We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
Jersey Shore
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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I look like a transs..ual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, I look like a transvestite! I love it.
Sofia Vergara
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I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like, 'Guys, don't take them away!' I'm getting issues about it, I think.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Those women are just insecure, but they'll turn round to me and say 'you're just jealous 'cos you want a tan and you want big boobs, stupid boy-looking girl'. You can't win, they wouldn't believe me for a second.
La Roux
47 Likes
When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every day, 'Oh, if I could just have a B cup by summer!' I actually prayed for big boobs. So I developed at about 14, and then I was 15, 16, 17, and they kept going.
Katherine Heigl
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