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Broken Pencil Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Broken Pencil Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Somebody let me a hold a 2 pencil cause they testin.
Andre 3000
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It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
Dave Mustaine
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The idea is to get the pencil moving quickly.
Bernard Malamud
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Mending a broken promise is like healing a broken heart. With compassion, anything is possible, even fixing a promise that has met an end.
Unknown
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. But you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken
Unknown
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Sometimes I wish I never became so close to you, that way it wouldn't be as hard saying goodbye.
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
Stan Laurel
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But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
Darrell Royal
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There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.
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Fill you with so much lead you can use your d..k as a pencil.
Big L
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When you love someone and they don't love you back, it's hard to find a way to keep yourself on track. It leaves you broken hearted and hurts so much. I guess that's why they call it a crush.
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Take all the time you need to heal emotionally. Moving on doesn't take a day. It takes a lot of little steps to be able to break free of your broken self...
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There are 3 things that should never get broken; a toy, a promise and a heart.
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I used to look for the good in everyone until you let me down. Now I can't even find the good in myself.
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It's better to have your heart broken once by walking away then to stay and have it broken over and over again.
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It will be two o' clock in the morning your sitting in your bed, eyes wide open, and everyone's asleep. All of a sudden you start to wonder why you are sad and broken in the inside. Thoughts run through your head about bad memories and unforgettable pasts. You cry a river soundlessly in your pillow so no one would know your crying. You get up from your bed, tiptoeing to your desk for a pencil and paper. You cool down and ease the sadness of your heart as you look out at the full moon, watched by leafless trees. You slouching against the wall beside your desk writing the story of your life, as a cold fall breeze rushes through your hair, as it tickles through your lonely soul...
Unknown
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Falling out of love is hard, falling for betrayal is worse, broken trust and broken hearts.
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A lot of songs you write are just for exercise - just pencil sharpeners.
Harlan Howard
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Im a tenant my opinion is monumental Im here forever, these other n-ggas scribble in pencil.
Wale
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