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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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