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Christopher Walken Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It's only in the United States that they make a big deal about nudity.
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The blues - the sound of a sinner on revival day.
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From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with my eyes, and I mean to make the best of my chance.
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
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