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Cocky Funny Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
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I'm much more upset about Breaking Bad's shutdown than about the government's.
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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If you can't afford po.., just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
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When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole.
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Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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Everyones middle name should be, motherfu..in...try it. Doesn't it sound so great?
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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone joins in! Please, this isn't Glee!
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