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Condom Broke Oh No Quotes & Sayings
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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It's an unfortunate situation. After such a great play I felt like I got hit late, no flag, broke my hand. That's it. That's pretty much been the story for the past three weeks, and obviously at some point something catastrophic was going to happen, and I broke my hand.
Michael Vick
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
Jaime King
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
41 Likes
Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
Unknown
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You see, the way my bank account is set up...
Kevin Hart
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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