TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Condom Jokes To Women Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condom Jokes To Women" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Fun
Jokes
Women
Short
Funny
Sarcastic
Jokes
Being A Woman
Women
Fishing
Funny
Humor
Metaphors
Advice
Angels
Being Broken
Silly
Funny Marriage
Men And Women
Show more
Aggressive
Funny Facebook Status
Relationship Advice
Being Single
Irony
Woman
Ideals
Marketing
Affection
Sarcastic
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Facebook Status
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Clever Facebook Status
Fear
Faults
Humor
Being A Woman
Leadership
Independent Women
Women In Business
Strong Women
Empowerment
Money
QUOTES
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
20 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
7 Likes
Jokes quotes
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
30 Likes
Jokes quotes
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
6 Likes
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
354 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
371 Likes
Jokes quotes
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
50 Likes
Jokes quotes
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
147 Likes
Jokes quotes
It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
18 Likes
Jokes quotes
Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
308 Likes
Funny quotes
Fear quotes
Jokes quotes
Faults quotes
Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
306 Likes
Jokes quotes
Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.
Denise Clark
419 Likes
Being A Woman quotes
Leadership quotes
Independent Women quotes
Women In Business quotes
Strong Women quotes
Women quotes
Empowerment quotes
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
Unknown
169 Likes
Funny quotes
Money quotes
Jokes quotes
They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
35 Likes
Jokes quotes
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
169 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
14 Likes
If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
2 Likes
you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
52 Likes
Jokes quotes
Promise quotes
Lies quotes
One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
Unknown
13 Likes
Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 28
Adventure
Arguments
Benevolence
Confidence
Contentment
Courtesy
Crying
Cure
Farewell
Improvement
In God
Magic
Medicine
New Year
Opportunities
Politeness
Problem Solving
Protection
Reverie
Tough Life
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™