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Condom Says To The Tampon You Put Me Out Of A Jo Quotes & Sayings
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
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Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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