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Showing search results for "Crime Wit" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it.
Ramandeep Singh
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Look, I know you wanna chill wit a player but all you got to do is keep it real wit a player. Just answer your phone whenever I call Cause I'm riding on chrome whenever I ball.
Lil Flip
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Cops and robbers resemble each other, so there's not a lot to learn in terms of learning the logistics of committing the crime or investigating the crime.
Andre Braugher
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A large part of crime is economics - if people are working and and have a home and family to support, then I believe you can reduce the crime rate.
Vincent Frank
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So vast is art, so narrow human wit.
Alexander Pope
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Judged by the law of England, I know this crime entails upon me the penalty of death; but the history of Ireland explains that crime and justifies it.
Thomas Francis Meagher
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie
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Crime is only the worst example, but it is a paradigm for other Labour policy disasters. No one tells the voters that crime is falling: let them stay scared senseless.
Polly Toynbee
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I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie Smalls
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Notorious BIG
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He who profits by a crime commits it
Seneca
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Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
G Gordon Liddy
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Failure is not a crime. The crime is not trying.
Ron Dellums
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He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.
Seneca
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Keep it real wit ya self before you end up dealin wit ya health, man. You know me, Vado!
Vado
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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Too late I stayed, - forgive the crime! Unheeded flew the hours; How noiseless falls the foot of time That only treads on flowers
William Robert Spencer
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I soon found that wit, like every other power, has its boundaries; that its success depends upon the aptitude of others to receive impressions; and that as some bodies, indissoluble by heat, can set the furnace and crucible at defiance, there are min
Samuel Johnson
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