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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
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If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.
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Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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