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Drunk And Drive Quotes & Sayings
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I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out of the box!!
Gabriel Iglesias
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Me and Lauren Conrad take cabs everywhere in L.A. at night. We never drink and drive.
Audrina Patridge
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Memory is a paradise out of which fate cannot drive us.
Alexandre Dumas Fils
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I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.
Carol Vorderman
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We teach about how to drive in school, but not how to manage finances.
Andy Williams
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First I get shot, then you're gonna drive me home? Somebody must want me to die.
Caine
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Ohh, I never seen the car you claim to drive. Shit I seen it, you just aint inside.
Drake
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Grind hard but a got a lot to show for it Always had drive like I had to chauffeur it.
Big Sean
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In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate.
Gretchen Wilson
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Keep it movin', yeah I gotta let you know. That your the only girl. Who can drive me wild.
Cobra Starship
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You are my kryptonite you take my powers away. And if I spend the night you probably drive me insane.
Jazmine Sullivan
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What keeps you going isn't some fine destination but just the road you're on, and the fact that you know how to drive.
Barbara Kingsolver
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I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Amanda Peet
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist, how many otherwise intelligent people have, as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning global climate change.
Earl F Titcomb Jr
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What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
Sitting Bull
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bi...es be thinkin' that we don't have a fu..in' pocket full of stones. I done drunk Miller with killers Sipped syrup with murderers.
Pimp C
26 Likes
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
Craig Ferguson
3 Likes
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of your own fu..ing sage.
Lamb Of God
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