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Duct Tape Wallet Quotes & Sayings
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The bigger and heav�er the wallet is, the handsomer is the man who owns it.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Oh age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry they're just numbers.
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
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I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay
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We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
George Galloway
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Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...
Unknown
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A bad investment is going for quantity over quality. If you're trying to be careful with your wallet, especially with the economy right now, you have to choose staple pieces.
Christian Siriano
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
Jeri Ryan
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The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.
Anthony J D'Angelo
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That is not my wallet miss, yeah, I'm big headed but don't make it so obvious. I'm traveling the globe now, working on my politics.
Pac Div
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I license everything in my wallet, lightest boy with the biggest heart. ni... play your part or parallel park your ego next to me and violence.
Kendrick Lamar
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When you first open Nialls wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.
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bi... you should see my wallet, this bi... gonna need pilates and you can't see folarin. What the fu.. are you, retarded?
Wale
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Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Rod Carty
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When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Nick Arnette
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.
Unknown
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It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic
Russell Baker
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