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Dude Cartman Look Quotes & Sayings
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Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack whor.. magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
South Park
12 Likes
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
19 Likes
I have an open mind, it depends on the dude but all my relationships have been with a black dude.
Lola Monroe
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I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
Chris Kirkpatrick
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I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
Tracy Morgan
7 Likes
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fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
9 Likes
Dont waste your time on a dude that you arent getting anywhere with, there is a dude out there who wont be a waste of your time.
Unknown
4 Likes
I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
5 Likes
Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
33 Likes
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Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
MomKitty is being a dildo.
Eric Cartman
11 Likes
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
South Park
8 Likes
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.
Colin Hanks
1 Likes
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
16 Likes
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
18 Likes
Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'
Mitch Hedberg
4 Likes
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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
South Park
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