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Facebook Satire Com Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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But an officer on duty knows no one -- to be partial is to dishonor both himself and the object of his illadvised favor. What will be thought of him who exacts of his friends that which disgraces him? Look at him who winks at and overlooks offences in one, which he causes to be punished in another, and contrast him with the inflexible soldier who does his duty faithfully, notwithstanding it occasionally wars with his private feelings. The conduct of one will be venerated and emulated, the other detested as a satire upon soldiership and honor.
WIlliam Jenkins Worth
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.
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Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
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That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.
Mario Tomasello
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
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If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.
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That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
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Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you.
OhItsVynn
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Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one.
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Facebook: Where bi...es bi... about other bi...es being bi...es.
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Not on Facebook? Get over yourself.
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Sometimes I wonder why I tolerate Facebook at all....
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Backpacking is the new facebook.
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If I like something on Facebook, it's most likely being sarcastic.
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