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Facebook Status About Being Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before.
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That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.
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Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.
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When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's.
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The only reason I'd ever move to L.A. is to get away from conversations about the weather changing.
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you just met.
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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