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Facebook Status About Being Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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Dr: Are you s..ually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whor...
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11: 'I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi this morning.'
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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